Para: *tries to climb onto da couch**uwu yus she has Zagos symbol on her dress if he/she/they know wut dat ish*
Para: *moar face licks to finney*
Para: *makes finney touch her**NOTHING HAPPENS*
*HOLY CRAP THIS MSUT MEAN*
Para: *being a happy smol while everyone realizes the fuckery they got themselves into*
Para: la la la la la *eating a cookie she found on the floor*
Para: *the first thing she does is....inspect the toys and candy for poison or death traps....what has this kid been through?*
Para: *smells all le toys and candy for poison and such*
Para: *eats ALL THE CHOCLATE because surprise! shes never had candy before!*
Para: *throws up ecuase she was also neglected and doesnt know to tell someone when she has to puke*
Para: *sleeps*
Creator me: becuz in the 18th century crossdressing was ILLEGAL, as well as being gay and some other BULLSHIT
Creator me: also you may want to check on someone......*evil laughing**snort* you heard nothing!!!
