Creator me: becuz in the 18th century crossdressing was ILLEGAL, as well as being gay and some other BULLSHIT
Creator me: also you may want to check on someone......*evil laughing**snort* you heard nothing!!!
Para: 8sleeping by her puke becuz shes used to that where she used to live*
*doesnt this kid know anything? well, Zalgo does abandon his kids at birth and drive thier mothers insane, thats kinda a known fact for demons, undead etc.*
Para: *fire snore**oh GREAT the PUKE IS ON FIRE, this just went from AWESOME to EPIC*
Para: *id say we have a minute before it gets worse enough to burn this entire mansion down*
Virgil: *pops here in full nightmare spider mode* sorry for barging in like this but DECIETS KIDNS HAVING A FREAK OUT OVER THE FACT THAT WE DONT KNOW IF THE KID IS SAFE
*after solving the is the kid safe problem by taking 5 seconds to text Deciet*
*make that 55 seconds remaining*