Thanks for playing!
I had an idea and time just got the better of me... It is in no way shape or form close to finished :D
There is actually a difference between weapons in the amount of weight they apply impacting movement and jumping. Also they do different amounts of damage. The log can only be thrown and does the most damage of all weapons, but since there is no balance, if you pick it you get 1 shot... It works nicely if you pick it just before the boss fight, it's half its life xD and you can get new weapons during that fight...
There indeed is no win or lose state