HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET PAST THE FIRST 4'TH WALL BREAK!?! I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES TRYING EVERYTHING. I EVEN TRIED GOING ALL DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB ON THE GAME AND NOTHING CHANGES.
If there isn't a bug, that means you'd have to choose the "Reboot" option before the timer runs out, or else the game will self crash. Let me know if none of that shows up for you.