just finished chapter 2 (AND FUCKING LOVED IT BTW. OH MY GOD. i'm so hooked, i spent my full 8 hour shift just like rotating the game in my head) and i felt like ranking the love interests so here's my completely arbitrary opinion on their dateability (NOT how well they're written, they're all fascinating characters):
6 - Lars. cop energy. i'm glad i tried to punch him in the face
5 - Rhea. i actually really like her as a person and can't wait to learn more about her but she is simply not my type
4 - Beck. sweet but i've spent enough of my real life pining after tortured prettyboys
3 - Zoe. delightful, but too much like me to be attractive. this town ain't big enough for two they/thems with horrific anxiety disorders
2 - Rook. when he was first introduced i was like "oh, you want me to have a crush on the hot childhood friend who's never let me get too close? what kind of pathetic gay idiot do you think i am?" unfortunately, "pathetic gay idiot" is an extremely accurate assessment of me as a person. well played.
1 - The Voice. oh my god. i need him. i must not have any self-preservation instincts to speak of because it only took him about two pages to win me over completely. i WILL be following that beautiful, long-haired, potentially dead man down a dark path from which i may never return, and none of you can stop me