* i dont look at my keyboard ever*
Michael: i was just scared *hands you a barf bag* youll need this
le oofers
Allison: ok? If its gross I have seen many gross things . . Dont ask ;-; -she went to the box and opened it, curious and confused-
* it is Michaels dismembered, rotting corpse*
Michael: *throws up in the barf bag*
Allison: one why the hecc would your dad give you this?? And two the frick!?
Michael: cuz i wanted it.....and two, WelcOME To ThE MiND fuCk
*shows a quick video of what happened to evryone in his family*
Michael: there really isnt any other way to explain
Allison: . . No offense but I'm gonna rethink everything that has ever happened in my life and what I know to this point ._.
That happens to me atleast 20 times a day . . Welcome to the club
Michael: kay do what ya want
Allison: -epic rethinking montage- ok done uwu
The faq
Michael: yeh alright
Elizabeth: dads drunk again
Michael: yeh we know that
Allison: yup ._.
