Michael: cuz i wanted it.....and two, WelcOME To ThE MiND fuCk
*shows a quick video of what happened to evryone in his family*
Michael: there really isnt any other way to explain
Allison: . . No offense but I'm gonna rethink everything that has ever happened in my life and what I know to this point ._.
That happens to me atleast 20 times a day . . Welcome to the club
Michael: kay do what ya want
Allison: -epic rethinking montage- ok done uwu
The faq
Michael: yeh alright
Elizabeth: dads drunk again
Michael: yeh we know that
Allison: yup ._.
Michael: also exlained what makes ppl drunk
Elizabeth: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT NOW SHES GONNA GET DRUNK
Allison: wut? No. It's bad for you
Elizabeth: yeeaaah *hides her bottle of gin*
Michael: did you take daddys liquor?
Elizabeth: maaaybe
Allison: -facepalm-
