Noew, noew, this neow right.
Why doew you not put mayoew in your tunei rice? Weow need toew haveow serious talk about this.
"Are you joking? Mayo is an abomination to the clean, simple flavour of tuna rice".He wouldn't accept the argument. :p
(That actually makes sense, if you're going on the more clean & smooth side of tuna rice. Sometimes we all need something plain... Hm, I understand ya now, kind human!)
buoew, someoews I'd likeow someow moreow flavours... meow meow... (Sad cat noises)
Haha... Try to convince him to get some kewpie mayo next time...
