Pap: *kinda starts crying a little*
Sans: *blue glowy eye* b*tch flick that tail one inch closer and youre gonna have a bad time.
Sans: oh thats it b*tch wh*** youre fried fish
Pap: sans shes just a bit upset its fine, in fact she can come over to our house and have spagetti!!!
Sans: youre lucky he likes you *blushing the slightest bit*
Sans: *lifts you up out of the water to fast, and your scales go away so fast it leaves marks on you legs......uh oh no pants*
Sans:.....Pap dont look.........the human doesnt have pants.......
Sans: *puts u bck in le water*
Pap: i guess she can just swim to our house then!! its by the docks, Siren!
* you go to the dock and find the DOPEST pirate ship EVER*
Sans: welcome! theres pants by the door kiddo
