* you go to the dock and find the DOPEST pirate ship EVER*
Sans: welcome! theres pants by the door kiddo
Sans: kiddo, you want some ketchup?
Sans: alright kid
Pap: would you care to try a bite of spagetti?
Sans: sure abou that kid?
Sans: whelp, ill be in the Captains quarters
Pap: want to go fishing
*for some reason, something inside you says that would be wrong, regardless of if you actualy wanted to or not..HmMm i dOnT KNow wHYyYYyYyyY*