*you swim up and find a DOPE AF skeleton wearing a all blue pirate outfit, and a slightly less dope skeleton in a red pirates outfit*
red one: WALK THE PLANK, MATEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOPE skeleton: yeah, Chips Ahoy and all that jazz
DOPE skeleton: yo, Pap look t this girl
Pap: WOWIE!!!! is that a-?
DOPE one: a Siren, yeah, i think so. hi kiddo
Pap: im gonna be so popular when i show Undyne!!!
DOPE one: hide behind that cinvienintly shaped kelp
* yeah sans is a great character*
DOPE one: hey Pap where did she go?
Pap: 8looks behind le kelp* WOWIE! there she is!! sans i have found the Siren!!
Sans: yep. but wee not allowed to take them, remember theyre endangered animals. *ANIMALS!?!??!?!??!? is that a insult*
Pap: *kinda starts crying a little*
Sans: *blue glowy eye* b*tch flick that tail one inch closer and youre gonna have a bad time.
Sans: oh thats it b*tch wh*** youre fried fish
Pap: sans shes just a bit upset its fine, in fact she can come over to our house and have spagetti!!!
Sans: youre lucky he likes you *blushing the slightest bit*
