Okay this game genuinely made me laugh. The intro were very over the top and great.
- That being said I think you should let the user skip the intro after it has run once. Maybe throw it in some storage or come kind.
- The monster looked very cool
- music was great.
- I feel like I had to press left or right like 9 times to make sure it took
- if I saw a monster then after the fight it would go back to the store and then I'd die for seemingly no reason. Kinda confusing.
Anyways. I had fun and you made me laugh!