Wanted to love it.
First mission, impossible.
Now hate it.
Simple man with simple expectations.
I am not grinding. Sorry, F the RPG elements, sure Zelda II was great.... but I played that because I was 12, not because I horny and depraved.
I play this because I am horny and depraved.
Cant clear the goblin grind. Cannot clear the Elf clearing. Cannot beat more than two people at a time, even with the dumb bimbo priestess.
I am sure the answer is to grind. I appreciate the effort. This seems like a game which would have worked as an indie retro RPG, NO ADULT content needed.
BUT, that is NOT why I am playing it. I am playing it to corrupt Nuns, fuck Elves, psycho-emotionally enslave a blind saint in to groomed dependence on my eggplant through exploiting her trauma, and get sucked off, after anal, in full magical ATM by a Sorceress.
It is fine that is locked behind story progress. But if story progress is locked behind even the most innocuous and mild grind, what is even the point?
I play adult games for the taboo sex, and the easy game play.... go here.. ask about this.... do not say this, but this instead... oh no you were bitten by a snake on your penis... thankfully mommy is there to suck the poison out.... go here... lie to the ingenue so you can have sex with her.... and her mother.... at the same time.... oh look, a dance scene, with slowest QTE ever... wow...you are amazing, you passed... now let this police woman suck you off....
.....you know, PROPER AVN gameplay. Not this.
Sure the game is free, but I will never get the time I put in back.. and I truly deserve it back.
This cost me.
You, you sir, are MY Goblins. :(