???: -flash running- -door slam- YOU! -grabs EJ- -running- ineedyourhelpmysisterispassedoutandwontwakeup
*hold it not so fast*
*you enter the room, and it is entireley dark, not a light on or in sight, you hear a low growl near the window, of witch the blinds are closed*
???: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE -looks at parker- DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY SISTER DIE?! YOU F-
me: woah woah woah! calm the HELL down!
(creator me from the "heavens")
you will deal with my dramatic suspense, the readers eat it up. (lol there arent any readers but she dont know dat)
???: I AM SO DONE OF YOU AND YOUR S**T! I SWEAR, IF YOU DONT LET ME SAVE MY SISTER, YOU.WILL.REGRET.IT
me: ᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴅɢᴇ
meanwhile:
back sorry
me: sorry, just gtf in there and follow the storyline
???: FINE! -goes into the room- that sure is dark. Hey! EJ! i need your help! my sister is dying!
*you hear only a low orwl and.........CHOMP!! HOLY CRAP HE BIT YOUR LEG!!
???: oi, quit being a pervert, will ya?
