???: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE -looks at parker- DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY SISTER DIE?! YOU F-
me: woah woah woah! calm the HELL down!
(creator me from the "heavens")
you will deal with my dramatic suspense, the readers eat it up. (lol there arent any readers but she dont know dat)
???: I AM SO DONE OF YOU AND YOUR S**T! I SWEAR, IF YOU DONT LET ME SAVE MY SISTER, YOU.WILL.REGRET.IT
me: ᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴅɢᴇ
meanwhile:
back sorry
me: sorry, just gtf in there and follow the storyline
???: FINE! -goes into the room- that sure is dark. Hey! EJ! i need your help! my sister is dying!
*you hear only a low orwl and.........CHOMP!! HOLY CRAP HE BIT YOUR LEG!!
???: oi, quit being a pervert, will ya?
* ooOh noOEeS moOpaNt tIiimmMme *
* bruh egt mutated boi*
???:ANYWAY, this is serious. I cannot deal with your s**t right now, so you better get your blind a** there and help my sister before she dies
