*you see a 5 or so year ld girl with curly readish hair wearing a pink dress, she has stuffed rabbit ears and pink cheeks sewed onto her*
*there is a note*
this si the closest i could make her to human, brat princess, hope you like her, because she has taken a liking to you
Michelle: Hoiwo!!
Michelle: ya!! me owkay!!
*after he gets the letter*
Dear brat princess
im sorry mt dear, Jackie says i am terrible with children, it honestly isnt my fault, but i suppose i will stop, as you havent been as ungrateful as the other one other children
Michele: *finds soemthing in your room that isnt apropriate for kids but is still totally ok to have* wha dis?