*after he gets the letter*
Dear brat princess
im sorry mt dear, Jackie says i am terrible with children, it honestly isnt my fault, but i suppose i will stop, as you havent been as ungrateful as the other one other children
Michele: *finds soemthing in your room that isnt apropriate for kids but is still totally ok to have* wha dis?
Michelle: kay! no gud fo kis?
Michelle: wike wat big scary man did to da clown? *immitates them making out* wike da?
Michelle: ..me no like scary man.......me like clown.......clown happy...clown fun happy, he give me wots o candy!!