firstoff, I admire your use of the word “fake”, even though I find it slightly obnoxious [the news flash and reality remains]
secondly, I was wondering if you’ve ever encountered situations where the console’s interrupts interfered with your musicianship; you might be familiar with how some audio programmers use “realtime” kernels, and unfortunately any electronic computer more complicated than some pure FPGA is likely to have various edge cases where unexpected and possibly uninvited work interferes with the scheduling of your main activity.
this problem is why you’ll often find musicians sticking to mechanical instruments, or at least, electromechanical ones, and avoiding anything that could “bug out” worse than a broken string or burned tube.