Kacchan: yup i got a corrupted child riiight here where's the money
Corrupted child: I AM NOT A CORRUPTED CHILD ITS ME, KATSUKI YOUR SO MEEEAAAAN AND YOU BETTER BE PREPARED TO PAY WHEN YOU TAKE ME TO FIX MY HAIR
kacchan: shut up
Corrupted child: how could you try and sell me :::( we're supposed to be FRIENDS
"Corrupted child": katsuki next time we go to the store im leaving you chained to the bike rack :::::(
Kacchan: uh.... i dont have a boyfriend
Kat: she means kirishima
Kacchan: .....
Kat: ooooh! Your bluuussshhhiiinnngggg
Kacchan: i am not!
Kat: wow you look like a tomato! :0
Kacchan: *punch*
Kat: *karate chop*
Kacchan/kat: *wrestling match*
Kacchan: say uncle
Kat: Never
Kacchan: *chokes kat*
Kat: *punch*
Kacchan: we're training more your too weak
Kat: f*ck you! *bites arm*
Kacchan: *throws kat into random pond*
Kat: *waits till kacchan comes near the water, grabs kacchan's ankle and pulls him under*
Kat: katsuki you taste like caramel
Kacchan: what the f*ck
Kat: Haiii kiri! Oh wait he's in danger, CAN SOMEONE BABYSIT MY KATSUKI? I NEED TO GO OUT
kacchan: *jumps out the window*
Kat: KATSUKI >:(
Kacchan: *going to rescue kiri*
Kat: hikaru! Kaoru! Babysit macha (my cat) while im gone, you can go back to the host club after! *jumps out window*
Hikaru/kaoru: we'll take good care of her!
Kacchan: i don't love s**tty hair
Kat: Google says otherwise
Kacchan: ....... why did you Google search who my girlfriend was
Kat: i wanted to make sure that everyone didn't think it was me
Kacchan: why would they think that?
Kat: because ya know we're always together... and how we go on walks... and you help me with my groceries..... and because we went out for a day just the two of us.... and because we did a photoshoot together... and because im teaching you how to do makeup and because you moved into my dorm and because, you saw me in the bath that one time and because we wrestle like its normal, and because i bite you, and because we hug sometimes and because we watch movies together and because you helped me change into my yukata for the fireworks festival in our neighborhood and then you bought a matching yukata for yourself and because we had a blanket for us two and because we went to school together in middle school the list goes on and on
Kacchan: 👁_👁
