*annoying beeping sound* *airhorn* I STOLE YOUR BOYFRIEND
"Hey Kiri, say hi to your friends! "
Kat: Haiii kiri! Oh wait he's in danger, CAN SOMEONE BABYSIT MY KATSUKI? I NEED TO GO OUT
kacchan: *jumps out the window*
Kat: KATSUKI >:(
Kacchan: *going to rescue kiri*
Kat: hikaru! Kaoru! Babysit macha (my cat) while im gone, you can go back to the host club after! *jumps out window*
Hikaru/kaoru: we'll take good care of her!
Kacchan: i don't love s**tty hair
Kat: Google says otherwise
Kacchan: ....... why did you Google search who my girlfriend was
Kat: i wanted to make sure that everyone didn't think it was me
Kacchan: why would they think that?
Kat: because ya know we're always together... and how we go on walks... and you help me with my groceries..... and because we went out for a day just the two of us.... and because we did a photoshoot together... and because im teaching you how to do makeup and because you moved into my dorm and because, you saw me in the bath that one time and because we wrestle like its normal, and because i bite you, and because we hug sometimes and because we watch movies together and because you helped me change into my yukata for the fireworks festival in our neighborhood and then you bought a matching yukata for yourself and because we had a blanket for us two and because we went to school together in middle school the list goes on and on
Kacchan: 👁_👁
kat: *still holding kiri* anyone wanna go get fried chicken
Kiri: nah
Kacchan: don't care
Kat: how about i cook!?
Kiri: *knows exactly what kats tryna do* that might be nice
Kacchan: NUH UH kat you suck at cooking
Kat: i do NOT
kiri: i think she's good at cooking
Kacchan: she's not
Kat and what would You know about cooking *looks at kiri and winks*
Kiri: *trying not to laugh*
Kacchan: *bout to explode*
Kat: looks like kacchan ISN'T number one at everything
Kiri: *hehehe*
Kacchan: I'LL SHOW YOU! I'LL COOK UP ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF
kat: *looks at kiri* fried
Kiri: chicken
Kacchan: *angy grumblys*