Oh my, I'm terrible at these types of games LMAO. I ended up figuring out a way to scoot forward, but I was stuck at the bed for like 10 mins. QWOP-like games are not my forte, but I did enjoy it and found pleasure at finally getting the first biscuit! Good stuff!
P.S I love the name, btw its very clever. My dog and cat both act like they are stretching to get what they shouldn't have.