Well, the Princess hates things properly, at least!
Maybe make it impossible to deselect something if it's the only one of its kind? Was dumb and removed "the" when I tried to talk and had to re-add it.
Time to win! May I not be weird and find another bug!
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Hm... Should I be able to travel direct from Tower back to Town since I can go one way? eh.
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Talking to King: incription > inscription
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Well, I didn't expect to win that way. That wasn't even my plan! I was just trying everything!
I moved the King to the Corpse hoping the blood might make him less able to dodge, then tried to hit him with the inscription, then tested the inscription as a weapon on the rat, then used the last item as a weapon, even though it didn't work the first time I tried to win.