This was awesome!
I loved how the player is absolutely LAUNCHED by damage rather than being killed, this alone not only made the game less frustrating but also much more comical.
I loved how there was some optional exploration and skips, I LOVE the art. The MS Paint spray can backgrounds are especially nice!
I thought the dialogue was decent, and the ending was genuinely funny, along with the MS Paint end screen.
This was a fun "so bad its good" platformer that managed to avoid being frustrating, and I say that as someone who is not really a fan of platformers.
Excellent work!