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Absolutely hilarious. Never has a game so deeply and digustingly made me feel like an absolute loser and I was laughing the whole time.

Obviously it feels like a gamejam game with everything cobbled together to just be playable, but it's such a silly story that I wasted over an hour gambling my family's life away in this stupid game. I watched my wife gaslight herself as I sold all of her posessions, I watched my children look into my eyes with baseless hope, and I heartlessly threw their hopes into the dumpster day after day, playing the odds at a game that was only really possible to lose. I spent all of my winnings on more gambling and I cheered when selling the silverware amounted to a super rare toy that I accidentally sent down the tubes for no profit. 

What a game. What an excellent stupid game.

Thank you so much for playing and for the amazing comment (it made me laugh a few times)! I'm glad you enjoyed destroying your ideal home and selling all your possessions for the glory of gatcha and gambling :D Fun lore note: you have 2.5 children because kitty counts as the 0.5 -- so you are the ideal nuclear family.