
I don’t know who I am.
I don’t know why I’m here.
I don’t know what I’m fighting, or why I’m fighting it.
I don’t know what that icon means, or what stat I need.
I don’t know why I leveled up, or why that pile of sludge dropped gold.
I don’t know why I’ve become like this, or what I’ll become next.
All I know is—
Over there is a super cool ice orb mask / eye / tentacle / magic circle / Frankenstein monster,
and a 2x speed button.
That’s why I’m human.