I really got a kick out of that privacy policy. Punctuation would've done wonders though.
I'm not sure if I'd have gotten it was looping if I hadn't read the "How does your game fit the theme?" It's not clearly communicated in the game that you're trying to run a game. Having an icon on the homescreen called "Game.exe" and then going through the hoops to get it to run would probably more clearly communicate it. Great game!