Well, would you look who it is? It's PokeNinjaGuy, RipeMangoez, and squiggythings thinking they can dispense peak upon another game jam without ME having a thing or two to say about it. I bet they thought their stylish graphics, simultaneously uniquely alien and vibrantly pleasant, would perfectly complement a game housing such an unexpected premise and such a demand for clarity. Oh, the hubris to think I would be too occupied bopping my head to the exhilarating and rhythmically diverse tunes to notice how the prolific enemy variety serve to fully realize the mechanics of constant upwards trajectory and of projectiles looping around to make both edges of the screen precarious. Oh, how I chortle at the notion that they believed the frequent upgrades would not only prevent the gameplay from becoming stale but also permit them to create increasingly impressive enemy layouts while never overwhelming the player, constantly keeping the player in the flow state! It is a lofty dream to aspire that the ending bring me to tears, that it render me a buzzing firecracker of emotion, pendulating between euphoric gratitude to the forces above for placing me on this Earth at the precise moment in time that would allow me to see this creation with my own eyes and piecing agony at the fact I will never again play it for the first time. As he who bares witness to the cosmic insurmountability of Cthulhu is henceforth barred from ignorant tranquility, I shall spend the remainder of my life puzzling fruitlessly over how they produced this digital deity in only a few rotations of the Earth.
oops my finger slipped and i rated it five stars