No dog! No! Get the eggs, the EGGS! No, not the chicken! Get the eggs dog, not the chick—put the chicken down! Dog, no! NO! PUT THE CHICKEN DOWN! I'm going to count to thr—no! Three! One... two—HEY, DOG, don't make me get the stick! You put that chicken—oh god, OH GOD.... OH.... OH NO... NO DOG, NO....