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(+4)

man, kinda sad your life is so bad that /this is the only bit of power you can feel.

what's the matter? bossman write you up cause you were five minutes late?


oh, who am i kidding, you've never had a job.

(-4)

back for more suckysucky..this girl just cant get enough o' my wang

(+3)

yea, sure thing, skipper.

(-4)

righto dick rider

(+3)

better to be a dick rider than to not know how to operate a computer.

(-4)

sure thing dickrider

(+3)

i know you are, but what am i?

(-5)

you are a dick swinger swinging on my massive dick.
thanks for asking. dont come again

(+5)

you cant stop me from coming.

i'm coming all over you, and you love it.

(-5)

lol you have obviously lost the plot, dickrider.
thats not how logic works.

(-5)

ps: i can absolutely stop you coming. look at this ;) you've just stopped coming.