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I hold the most valuable sword in the universe in my hand. I stare my customer down... then wordlessly turn around and sell them the garbage I've been cleaning the bathrooms with for the past three days. I scoff at the chump as they leave with their """product""", and I once again wield my $infinity slime slicer 3000 with a gleam in my eye as I wait for the green blocks to waltz into their unexpected doom.