Is it low effort? On one hand, it's all text. On the other hand, it's got quite a lot of text. It's got a fair bit of branching and while the branches are fairly short, they don't feel thin. Regardless, I definitely appreciated the quirky humour!
Yes, I mulled over it as well. What constitutes low effort for everyone is different and for me this is quite low effort. Although I did get the urge to expand on it and smooth some things over haha. Thanks for playing and glad you enjoyed the humor!
