I was hoping for cute (and clever) insults like this one: "Even a background character in a slice-of-life anime puts in more effort than you."
All I got were profanities likening me to various bodily fluids/body parts of various yucky animals. That's just like saying someone stinks like a really stinky thing from that stinky animal's stinky nethers.
(Coming up with insults is hard)
I would rather kiss a frog than you. A dead frog. Two weeks old. In the summer. With tongue.
If you were the last man on earth, and I the last woman, sure, I would want to repopulate the earth. I bet those sperm banks have enough frozen samples to last me a life time.
Oh, I can't go out with you. The angry mob with the torches and pitchforks is still looking for you.
Your IQ is lower than room temperature. In Celsius.