GAWD. DAYUM. I slept on this one for WAY too fucking long. HOLY SHEEIT. What right does a PORN GAME have to be THIS FUCKING GOOD? Shit alternates between erotic as fuck and hilarious as all god damn get out. I found the page long ago but never got around to playing it; this thing is getting moved up in the bookmark list because this cast is CRAZY good. It's not the first time I've been jealous of a fictional protagonist but mother of GOD this guy is LIVING THE DREAM.
I will be watching this page much more closely from now on because this is QUALITY.