Fish milk? Even-milkier way? Micesoft Wintoes?! Haha! Admittedly, I'm not sure how I got out of that initial wintoes screen, but I made it into the actual game -- and wow. This is an underrated game for sure. This game has a really fun core game loop, and I could see myself playing this on mobile for ages. I think the score counter in the top right is broken, but I could see the progress bar on the bottom anyways. Dang, I'm a huge fan. Absolute fire game.
Edit: Oh the pixel art and the sound effects are spot on too. The whole package is top notch.