I never would have come up with this in a million years - such a good concept, and the “voice” given to the controller is great and definitely had me giggling through the opening dialogue. Messing with the calibration was super fun too and the window title was great.
Unfortunately I ran into issues in practice - I got the “go slower” issue on the older file, and the newer file won’t detect me moving the sticks at all (first gen Xbox One controller, Windows 11).
And to top it all off: the fact you got this done in 1.5 days? Insane. Seeing this expanded to other controller types, like somebody else mentioned, would be amazing.