The parrot audio gave me a good chuckle, as did the 'You received Food Poisoning' being a good thing. :)
Quite a funny wee game. Maybe having the dice being a simple way to wager and either the opponent gets the benefit or you do could flip it a bit. Selecting which skill you want to wager for based on some condition would let there be a wee bit of 'planning' to it.
Good stuff though - well done on the build.
My game also involves dice... check it out.