Came here because of your post looking for honest feeback. And dude... you made a cool game.
I think you should be happy.
Loved the humor and had a lot of fun playing. I think you made something quite intricate for the amount of time.
Apart from the movement being a bit stiff, I don't have any criticism.
Some smoothing on the movement and the character could be cool.
Or go the complete opposite direction and make actions turn based if you want to keep it stiff.
GG