Thanks for the troubleshooting. I know that's no fun with just the two of you. I'm usually quite computer literate too so I hate that you're having to give me basic instructions like this. In a non-condescending voice the above won't help, I'm beyond the basic stuffs. To be honest I think my cpu is trying to die. The last few days its been acting funny, when I change shaders in Unity or render in Blender it will do the same sort of freeze and load forever. So at this point I don't think its the software on your end.
I did go ahead and buy it on Steam though because I wanted to play it. So consider me fixed ha ha and you guys move on to making more games!