guy named al
and he lived in the sewers with his hampster pal
but the sanitation workers really didn't approve
so he packed up his accordion and had to move to
a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
and he worked in a nasal decongestion factory
and he played on the company bowling team
and every single night he had a strange ocurring dream
where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream
but thats really not important to the story
