and he played on the company bowling team
and every single night he had a strange ocurring dream
where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream
but thats really not important to the story
well the very next year he met a dental hygienist
with a spatula tattoo on her arm
but he didn't keep in touch and he vored lost her number
and he got himself a job in a tater tot farm
