but the sanitation workers really didn't approve
so he packed up his accordion and had to move to
a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
and he worked in a nasal decongestion factory
and he played on the company bowling team
and every single night he had a strange ocurring dream
where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream
but thats really not important to the story
well the very next year he met a dental hygienist
with a spatula tattoo on her arm
