Unclarity of rules: Oh my... I wouldn't know what I was doing until @ProstoLyubo had told me... That intro was just sooo confusing for me. Very good job.
Visual ugliness: Paint-y bad, irritating colors, weird text placement. Classy, I'd say.
Audio mismatch: That computer-generated voice was gem. Others made me cringe and were "handmade" I guess, I appreciate it.
Unplayability: Okay so at first it was so difficult I thought it just cannot be beaten. Come on the boss with 6 health, those FREAKING ARROWS... It was hard. Especially with those crappy controls. We tried with @Prostolyubo once. We gave up, closed that game. We tried second time. Again - was it supposed to be unbeatable? We gave up again. But that game just couldn't leave our thoughts. We HAD to beat it. It was our duty as a hosts of this CrapJam. And we did it. It was surprisingly exciting and 100% not worth it.
Proof:
Misinterpretation of the topic: I like your... approach to the topic. Fun and just kinda right.
Overall irritation/disappointment/cringe: Frustrating difficulty, especially those arrows. Game with fat mom is cringy even without playing it.
I hope you had fun and will join future CrapJams as well <3