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How about shutting your mouth and go on a diet

Get yourself in a coma for 9 years, that'll help skip all the time waiting, it's optional

We've had a multitude of impatient fucks, but this truly takes the cake. The update just came out and here you are, not even a day after asking for the next update. Like mate, I really don't like to get judgemental but I will say this, you are filth, trash, deplorable scum. I hope the next time you're out on the street you get your ass beaten and dragged around like the bitch you are. 

If this is "joke" or "playful banter" then just ignore whatever I said.