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Im running out of ideas

I wonder who it could be. Quite a mystery indeed.

Major plot point, she doesn't get paid.

I present

Ive done it, yes indeed I have done it. Feast your eyes.

Genuinely what the fuck are we talking about

Chat, is this good damage? Seems a bit... mid in my opinion.

You thought you could runaway to some academy coupon thief? Haven't you learned yet? The Middle never forgets!

The words at the bottom

Booooo

Sinclair go back to aura farming in canto 9 bud

My fellow chat, I have an important question. Do we prefer AA or AAA battery (see attached images)

For an amazing reason.

Fellas, always remember. The secret to true happiness is by banging elves, trust me.

I mean, just listen right? Elf pussy can change even the most evil people, trust me, I know. I've seen it first hand. You just gotta give it a chance, believe me.

I mean, just look at this

WHETHER 11 HOURS OR 11 YEARS, I WILL BE  WAITING 

I don't care how long it takes, I will wait for the Angelika update. And when it comes, so will I.

I have a terrible secret to share.

I

Did not care

For the Elizabeth Update. 

Didn't bother playing it. It's true. Haven't played this one either.

Uh that's it, yeah

Nah it was chara, trust me

Oh hey, it's updated. Nice

Don't let this distract you from the fact Jade will in fact become evil and fucked up and do evil and fucked up shit. Like what? Idk, some king of Snowgraved or something.

What if like, here me out guys 

Maeve's is six letters, right? And you know what else is six letters? 

That's right, GASTER.

SO, this is actually Gaster Academy. And you know what that means?

Yeah, that's right, Weird Route Academy. 

They remember our Snowgraved, and uh... Idk man, I lost track. The magic realm is actually a big ass Dark Fountain or something made by the roaring fraud so we could have our glorious Angelika, trust me.

Is he coming to San Frandisco by any chance 

Guys, guys, I have a theory .

Angelika Maeve's Academy might just be Nelly Limbus Company. Here me out:

They're both maids, they both have their hair tied back, and both are secretly evil and plan on stealing the golden boughs–

Apologies for that, I'm not sure who that was. There is absolutely no correlation between Angelika Maeve's Academy and Nelly Limbus Company.

"hi trashbag, how are you?" 🥹

Thumb believes stay winning lads,

Jolly good show

When I, when, yeah, you know?

Nice

Thats crazy

Guys, guys, what if, and like, hear me out, we had uh, we had Angelika right? But like, we give her a cool ass sword that erases memories and shit. Then like, we cut her hair (very sad but trust me) and then we like, also give her a new fit. And what if like, what if we give her red eyes as well and then make her speak in cool ass abbreviations. Also we could like, make her smoke and what not. And then like, we change her name to Ryōshū. Trust me guys, trust.

Also I was too lazy to get the actual Ryōshū sprite, so have this.

I play the skip card to skip your turn

Pawn to E5

Epic

When uh, when the, when it, uh, hmm, it uh, you know it, it uh, um, so like, it uh, it's kinda like uh, so I, well, me when peak?

Is this a good solo chat?

Me too man, me too

Guys hear me out. What if Jade was like, Russian and had blue eyes, and she like, got her community killed or something after killing some old granny and then ran away and joined some kind of Limbus Company. Oh and like, changed her name to Rodion or something, idk. 

This is getting out of hand

Why

Problem solved, thanks ManuThePizza

Heh