Ok, you got me. I was attracted by the goofy title and the game behind it did not disappoint. I definitely expected a lot of climbing games with the theme of this jam, but I did not expect this. I appreciate the retro aesthetic of the game and there's a lot of charm in the way you told the story through the older-style phone. I've never played a control scheme of WASD + QEZC, so kudos on that as well. It didn't take too long to adapt and I think the controls were a net positive to the game. All in all, I love the uniqueness and I appreciate your humor!