You always give awesome feedback!! I felt more clarity was needed too, but you articulated it perfectly. You’re right that there needs to be some visual feedback to indicate which state each Stan is in.
You didn’t miss anything, those two are the only power-options I’ve created so far. As for the ramen, it can’t win since a bowl of ramen can’t be referred to as Stan.
I thought my game would be one where people just try a couple of rounds, think “Oh, this is quite silly,” and move on to the next game. It didn’t occur to me that some people would be so adamant about winning, even going so far as shooting a dog! :P