Once I saw the solution I felt a bit silly. I think my problem was that I interpreted the hint for the password to be a description of something or someone.

Regardless, I really liked the concept.

If you're having trouble logging in, here's the solution.

Login Puzzle Solution

I'd love to hear your interpretations of the game, so please comment with them.

Pretty nice but after a few tries I still couldn't figure out the USERNAME and PASSWORD after it provided hints. Looks cool tho.

@gerklein, without giving too much away, try logging in multiple times, and check your email.

I can't figure out how to log in :(