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A jam submission

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don't play this
Submitted by fluffy (@fluffy) — 3 hours, 16 minutes before the deadline
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Results

CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Stealth#143.0463.182
Sound#321.8281.909
Play#362.0892.182
Novelty#392.0022.091
Overall#401.9252.010
Harmony#412.2632.364
Aesthetic#411.8281.909
Narrative#441.0441.091
Kink#441.3931.455
Horny#451.8281.909

Ranked from 11 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

Early work
this is a reskin of Shitty Bullet Hell from games made quick somethingorother

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Comments

Developer(+1)

So today I found out that the music doesn't work at all inside the itch app for some reason. Which is probably why it got such a low score for music (when really the music was the only reason I even bothered to submit). Frustrating.

Host(+1)

finally a game in which i annihilate dicks

i mean, eggplants

i'm floored that this is the first bullet hell i've seen where you play as your own mouse cursor (i am very behind on playing games made quick games, sorry, sorry), though it has such a small hitbox and takes so little damage that just ignoring the bullets seems to work out pretty well

now i have to figure out how to rate only the new stuff, which i'm pretty sure is basically the eggplant sprite,

Developer (1 edit)

the music is new too and that’s the main reason I submitted. I’m a bit disappointed that it got such a low rating in that category. Oh well. 

Submitted(+1)

i satisfied so many eggplants