Murdered a bunch of marine life, shot a bird midair, died by falling poop. Still haven't found my house keys.

Cool little game! The swimming mechanic is pretty fun especially when jumping out of water, it gives an extra layer to the movement, and the random upgrades are a nice touch to spice up the game a little bit.
The only things that maybe could be improved are that starting with only 1 hp might be too punitive, since getting back to where you where after restarting is a little bit slow.
But overall this is pretty cool, congrats!

Beautiful looking game, great art and style. I do wish it was a little faster or had a little more variety to the actual gameplay. A fun minigame, thanks!