A nice concept man!

Cool idea and I love the humour through it good job :)

I think there's a cool premise here and the writing is solid, but as it currently is, there just isn't a whole lot here so I am not sure what all to say. I went through the game a few times and tried all three different options. I got some more text and then it was over. I think if you expanded on this and either added some sort of game  that is changed by the character the player picks or just add more interactive fiction it would work really well.